About dis blog

I started this an outlet to contain my insanity while living in Springfield, Misery. Unlike traditional blogs, I do not and will not have a coherent theme except for the consistent use of vulgarity and my unfiltered opinions. Contents will range in topics: current events, fashion, reality tv, what Gertrude is craving, modern dating, history, my nightmare stories from the restaurant biz, and the occasional spam of Chris Kirkpatrick photos.